teaandbrimstone:

    cofeecigarettes:

    cj-twig:

    i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

    basically you want to be a father

    this is the most accurate thing i ever read

    Holy shit, I just got hit in my big fat man face with some insight I never really saw.

    (Source: crazyfrogvevo)

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    (Source: annabellehector)

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    munchflower:

    I LOVE THIS FOREVER. 

    (Source: djsavage)

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    BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...

    Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
    Ron Weasley: food porn blog
    Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
    Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
    Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
    Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
    Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
    Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
    McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
    Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
    Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
    Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
    Dumbledore: all the gay porn
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    fezzingly:

    jumperpheasants:

    -Time for a plan.
    -Nah, Doctor. This one’s on me.

    #SONIC BONER

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    pfdiva:

all-you-need-is-wolff:

letsfuckingcuddleok:

nothingsgoingtochange:

Someone give this guy a motherfuckin’ certificate.


I reblog every time 


this guy deserves more than a certificate

Amen

There was a really excellent takedown of this guy and the fact that in year seven, she clearly didn’t want to spend time alone with him, so he did all the work, unasked, and blamed her for him not asking to meet in a more public place, in year eight, he showered her with unasked-for and clearly-unwanted affection, in year nine, she agreed because she’d already learned that he would not take no, and she didn’t want to cause a scene, in year ten, she took his unasked-for gift and used it to spend time with someone she actually WANTED to spend time with, and in year eleven, he made a public fuss of all the things that he’d “selflessly” done for her, when she’d made it clear, over and over again, that his affections were unwanted.
And they didn’t better and more clearly than I could, because I’m reciting from memory.
But this guy isn’t a saint.  He’s practically a stalker, and he’s trying to publicly shame her into showing him affection for all the ways he’d shown her affection that she’d rejected, time and time again.
Get a clue, dude, she doesn’t WANT you!

    pfdiva:

    all-you-need-is-wolff:

    letsfuckingcuddleok:

    nothingsgoingtochange:

    Someone give this guy a motherfuckin’ certificate.

    image

    I reblog every time 

    this guy deserves more than a certificate

    Amen

    There was a really excellent takedown of this guy and the fact that in year seven, she clearly didn’t want to spend time alone with him, so he did all the work, unasked, and blamed her for him not asking to meet in a more public place, in year eight, he showered her with unasked-for and clearly-unwanted affection, in year nine, she agreed because she’d already learned that he would not take no, and she didn’t want to cause a scene, in year ten, she took his unasked-for gift and used it to spend time with someone she actually WANTED to spend time with, and in year eleven, he made a public fuss of all the things that he’d “selflessly” done for her, when she’d made it clear, over and over again, that his affections were unwanted.

    And they didn’t better and more clearly than I could, because I’m reciting from memory.

    But this guy isn’t a saint.  He’s practically a stalker, and he’s trying to publicly shame her into showing him affection for all the ways he’d shown her affection that she’d rejected, time and time again.

    Get a clue, dude, she doesn’t WANT you!

    (Source: now-wecanthaveit)

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    imstillnotnude:

thirsty-spirits:

nutellaforall:

sunshinefourtwenty:

my-kala:


We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind. 

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that! 

    imstillnotnude:

    thirsty-spirits:

    nutellaforall:

    sunshinefourtwenty:

    my-kala:

    We are just trying to figure each other out.

    officially my all time favorite post

    most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

    Thanks society. On-point post.

    wow

    At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that! 

    (Source: heypsiusmile)

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    amy-rory-melody:

    and this is why I love Whovians.

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    deathtiel:

    Gollum: prettier than Legolas

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    When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.

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    fuqyourlies:

    reasonswhydansafail:

    sleepingartist:

    urbancatfitters:

    if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

    the first album : “Unknown album”

    the hit single: “track 1”

    album art

    image

    Some people wanna watch the world burn

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    directions-to-olive-garden: son-of-a-gengar: kankri—vantas: dyslexicbadger: gaylienz:...

    son-of-a-gengar:

    kankri—vantas:

    dyslexicbadger:

    gaylienz:

    attackofthepartycannon:

    zimgalforevah:

    attackofthepartycannon:

    jaclcfrost:

    just search your name on here and look at the drawbacks it’s so worth it i promise

    image

    are you fucking…

    Teasing Nicknames:

    • Aimless
    • Amos
    • Ames
    • Aim Toothpaste
    • Ammo
    • Lamey Amy
    • Gamey
    • Amster
    • Aimes Home Loan
    • Aiminy Cricket
    • Amos Obadiah
    • Mamy
    • Flamey Bum
    • Amers
    • Amash
    • Army
    • Mimi
    • Meems
    • Amy Baby
    • Flamy Amy

    Associations:

    ”Miss Amy” is an African-American slang term for a white woman.

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    tomhiddlesbitch:

fancyfemaletimelord:

No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

HAVE YOU EVER REGRETTED SOMETHING A LOT BECAUSE I DO 

    tomhiddlesbitch:

    fancyfemaletimelord:

    image
    No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

    HAVE YOU EVER REGRETTED SOMETHING A LOT BECAUSE I DO 

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